April 2 2012

We’re not Leaving.

But you got got.

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March 5 2012

The Meat Hook Mission

Over the last couple of years and more seriously over the last several months we’ve tried to peg down–for lack of a better term–our identity.  It’s hard to put into words, but this is who we are.   This is why The Meat Hook can be an enduring part of the ever-changing frontier of food in New York.

Please read on.  You’ll realize you’re much more a part of this than you ever thought.  Because, frankly, the most important part of all of this is the customer.  Which is just the way we like it.

What is the Meat Hook, exactly?

Well, we’re a lot of things but, at our core, we are now what we were the day we opened the shop doors for the first time: three best friends jumping into the void and trying to figure out not what a butcher shop was but what a butcher shop could be.

What we came up with was the idea that a butcher shop could sell local, properly raised meat from small family farms but without all the piety of the farmers market and without all the preciousness of boutique restaurants who served that meat to the dining elite. Good meat, we decided, could be fun. Everyone, it seemed, had a fancy påte with a pedigree but we wondered if there wasn’t a bigger market for a hot dog you could feel good about feeding your kids? As it turns out we now make both fancy terrines and grass-fed hot dogs but the hot dogs outsell charcuterie twenty to one.

The Meat Hook is a pretty strange animal, even in the context of a city full of strange animals. It is a chimera that is equal parts NYC restaurant culture, psychedelic rock band and old-school butcher shop. Its structure is a democracy, a dictatorship and pure anarchy depending on the hour of the day and the only law is that whoever has the best idea at the time is in charge.


The Meat Hook Mission

The existential question of what we will do with our lives is a pretty hard one to answer. Luckily, through a series of happy accidents the three of us ended up with the unlikely solution of owning a butcher shop. While we weren’t exactly sure how we were going to pull off opening this shop we did know what we wanted it to be: fun, unpretentious, accessible and most importantly, financial sustainable.

As unromantic as that last bit sounds, without making money all the good feelings and high moral ideals in the world will not save you. At the Meat Hook we are really in the business of paying our farmers. To that end we strive each and every day to simply Do It Right. From farm visits to pick our animals for the next month’s slaughter to chatting up regulars at the counter; everything we do is for the purpose of properly representing our farmer’s hard work, deep knowledge and quality animals. We never forget that without them we’re just another bunch of jerks selling pork chops.

The Food Dollar Diagram

The best way to understand the difference between spending your money at our shop or the supermarket is to look at how much of every dollar you spend ends up in the hands of the farmer who raises your meat.

When you buy a family pack of steaks at your neighborhood chain store about 11 cents of each dollar you spend goes to the farmer. Where does the rest go? Multi-national corporations, out-of-state distributors, giant packing houses and all manner of middle men in the complex supply chain that bring the package of meat in your hands thousands of miles from where it was raised.

At the Meat Hook 32 cents of every dollar (or roughly 300% more) goes directly to our farmers giving them a financial incentive to continue properly raising local animals on pasture. Where does the rest go? Small, local, family-owned slaughterhouses, our local trucking companies that bring the animals from slaughter to our door and to pay our rent, taxes and the people who make the Meat Hook worth shopping at. The important thing here is that all of this dollar (well, except the part that goes to pay federal taxes) stays in our local economy, creating more and better jobs that, hopefully, end up as more people who want to buy local meat.

What Can I Get at The Meat Hook?

EVERYTHING!

We specialize in locally produced Beef, Pork, Lamb and Poultry and when you come in the shop about 99% of what is in the cases at any given time is just that. That said, we are also a full-service shop and we can get you pretty much anything you might want from semi-boneless quail to a whole pig and everything in between. If we cannot source it for you from local farms we will tell you where it’s coming from and how it was raised and let you, our customer, decide.

Please note that special orders often need at least 2-3 working days notice so we can track down what you’re looking for and order it.

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February 9 2012

Valentine’s Day Stuff and Things.

…cuz if you can’t trust a couple of creeps like these guys then who can you trust?

Guys, we had the Super Bowl.  It was pretty cool.  Now its time to repay the lady for all those jalapeno poppers (which she had to learn how to make) and for the pizza bagels (which had instructions on the box) she put together for you and your friends.  Trust me, the drunk sex after the game wasn’t exactly what she had in mind as a “thank you”.

So we’re stocking up on a lot of adorable roasts and cute cuts to get you to those valuable relationship points.  God knows you’ll need them down the road.  Lamb, Filet Mignon, Center-Cut Chops, pates, terrines, house-made things and thingamajigs, and a lot besides that.

So here’s your shot.  Valentine’s is a couple of days away and your girlfriend told me she likes steaks.  Honestly, that’s what she said.  We talk all the time.

February 1 2012

We’re Opening Early on Sunday…YAAAAY!

That’s right, folks.  We’ll be open at 10am on Sunday so all the early birds can get in and out with your Super Bowl Snacks (see previous post for a full list).  Get here early and you’ll get to see Brent and Ben nauseously hungover from a wedding party the night before!!!

…also maybe expect some “pre-game” breakfast beers on the house!

February 1 2012

Serious Snacking!

Guys, this Sunday’s not really about football. It’s not about sports, or commercials, or friends. It’s about snacks. Lots and lots of snacks. In the past couple months, you’ve come in for dry aged steaks and chops and ground beef–sure, we’ve got all that. But you know what else we’ll have? YOUR GODDAMN SNACKS.
Your sausage options run from classics like Hot and Sweet Italian to party favorites like Chicken Parm Pizza and Long Dong Bud. Come in or call to check out the rest of our selection. We’ll have plenty of beef and pork for chili, but if you don’t feel like making your own, we’ve got you covered.
Here’s the rundown on the good stuff:
Brent’s Buffalo Chicken Dip — spicy, cheesy, perfect for tortilla chips
Tom’s Autentico Refried Beans – put these on your nachos
Meat Hook Chili
Chili Mac — chili-topped mac and cheese, oven-ready
Dry Aged Burger Blend
Smoked Pig Heads
BBQ Meat — smoked, braised and sauced
Smoked Half Chickens
Bacon Scallion Dip — for a lighter option

Call ahead to reserve yours for pickup Saturday or Sunday. We’re even open early Sunday, from 10 am to 6 pm.
See you at the counter.
December 30 2011

Happy New Year’s! We’re Closing Early!

It’s been a long and (mostly) great year for everyone here at The Meat Hook!  We hope it’s been the same for you.  Remember to stock up this weekend before you go out and commit uncompromising, absolutely lacking in morality decisions that you would regret for the rest of your life if you remembered them at all.  We’re here for that.  Roasts, steaks, hams, smiles, shots, beers, etc.  We have that covered.

As a note for the New Year’s Eve procrastinator, we’ll be closing early on Saturday at 4pm.  On top of that we’ll be closed January 1st and 2nd.  What, you think you’re going to be the only one with a hangover that would make the Gods shudder?

LET’S GO!  PARTY!

December 19 2011

The Nitrite/Nitrate Dilemma.

Nitrates and nitrites get a bad rap.  I don’t know exactly how this all started if I’m honest; the crusade against all preservatives.  Can anyone give me a date?  Did someone just flip a switch?  Does anyone have the number for the guy who started all this?  I’d like to talk to him.

We get questions pretty often in the shop asking if our bacon has nitrates.  The answer is yes; which means no, they don’t want bacon.  But nitrates serve a very important purpose.  They’re not evil little molecules that we’re unleashing into an unsuspecting belly or sausage.  They are beneficial to curing and a stern safety measure for the prevention of Clostridium Botulinum, which creates botulism.  If you want to explain to your friends you have botulism, but you’ll be damned if that will upset your puritanical stance on food.  Go right ahead, kid.  You have the floor.

Maybe I’m getting a little ahead of myself.  Let’s talk about what we’re talking about.  Nitrates and nitrites are essentially the same thing on a molecular level.  There’s sodium nitrite or potassium nitrite and sodium nitrate or potassium nitrate.  The difference is the addition of 1 oxygen molecule to create nitrate out of nitrite.  Still with me?  Cool.  The reason they were originally used was for the pleasant color they left to meat after curing.  Instead of turning an unpleasant brown/grey, the meat maintains a rosy hue, much like it’s original color before oxidation.

So, what does the addition of one oxygen molecule do?  It does only one very important thing that you need to know.  The addition of that molecule makes nitrate more sensitive to heat.  In extremely high doses it is carcinogenic.  That’s why (I guess) nitrites and nitrates get a bad name.  It’s true, nitrate can give you cancer…if you swallow a glass a day for about a year.  My advice as a food service professional would be to NOT do that.  That is bad.  It will taste horrible.

So how did this happen?  Well, we’re over-reacting to the fact that most preservatives are essentially non-natural, steroided-out super-molecules.  At least that’s how it looks from this side of the counter.  Rather than look at each piece of the puzzle separately, we’ve judged them all by the same measure.  ADD and ADHD preservatives you can judge all day.  Some of these preservatives sound like they were made by scientists locked away in a small chem lab in the Death Star.  Respiratory problems can come with some of them and yet here we are, living with them as a food enhancer.

I guess when science fails you (I’m looking at you, FDA), there is always history to fall back on.  Everybody is scrambling to get back to “the way things were” so fast.  The mad scramble to reach the future of hoverboards and flying cars seems to have dissipated in the last few years.  We’re all anxious to find, once again, the traditions that got us to where we are as a culture.  In our food culture, you’ll be hard-pressed to find a more necessary ingredient than salt.  And that is exactly what we’re talking about.

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December 19 2011

January Classes!

Get ready to start the new year right, fat kid!  We have a bunch of classes that The Meat Hook crew is teaching this January.  Whatever you’re looking to do, I think we got it covered…possibly in pig fat and braising liquid.

On Tuesday, January 17th, Ben Turley will be doing what he does best–making juvenile jokes about phallic objects in the Sausage-Making course!  You’ll get to do all the work as Ben teaches you how to properly grind, mix, stuff, and link your own sausages at home.  Be prepared to do some drinking, joking and having an all-around great time.  Each person will be taking home some of the delicious sausages that you make yourselves!  Sign up HERE.

On the 19th, Matt Greene will be teaching the first in an exciting new series called “Cooking with the Masters”.  This first installation will be focused on the original great, Julia Child.  Matt will be pulling from her books and cooking some of the seminal dishes she created and brought from her cooking adventures abroad.  It’s one thing to read a recipe, it’s another to see it created.  This will be a sit down dinner with drinks so get ready to get full RIGHT HERE!

Our very own Sara Bigelow will be teaching our Pig Butchering course on January 25th.  This is maybe our most popular class and sells out so book it early.  Sara will be taking you through every cut on a pig, helping to demystify where your favorite cuts come from on the animal.  You’ll also be tasting some of our favorite cuts right off the pig!  Enjoy some beers, bring some questions and watch as Sara shows you how it’s done.  Sign up HERE.

Look forward to more great classes in February!  Have a good holiday, guys!

November 8 2011

MEAT HOOK CLASSES IN NOVEMBER

Sara and Matt are both teaching classes this month in the Labs!  You can bookend your Thanksgiving holiday with a heaping plate of meat-based knowledge.

Did you know that different meats braise differently?  Yeah, me neither, but I guess it makes sense.  Matt Greene knows all about it.  On Nov. 16th he’s going to show you how to properly braise 3 different proteins.  Sign up here, kid! You’ll have the chance to learn Coq au Vin–the classic French chicken dish–as well as Osso Buco done with pork shanks and beef short ribs.  You’ll leave with a great understanding of different proteins and proper braising techniques. Guaranteed.

Later in the month, Sara (pictured above), will be doing Pig Butchering w/ The Meat Hook on Nov. 29th at 6:30 (join the party HERE).  There will be Busch, a whole side of a pig, at least one drunk guy (maybe it’s YOU!), and Sara laying it down.  Ever wonder what each cut is best used for, or even where your favorite cut comes from on the animal?  Sara will answer all questions and arm-wrestling challenges for one night only!

Hope you guys have a great holiday!

October 27 2011

Midnight Mass at Meat Hook!

On October 30th, The Meat Hook is teaming up with Lee Tiernan from St. John’s Bread & Wine for a one-night-only dinner.

Remember being a kid? Halloween was always one of the best nights of the year.  The costumes, going out, the candy, the bingeing.  Well, we want to recreate that for you as an adult.  We want to bring that same feeling to this dinner.  If you know us, you know that we love to go big.  It’s not in our blood (speaking of, blood is on the menu) to hold back.  So, our friend Lee is going to join us for one night to make a Halloween dinner like no other.  We absolutely guarantee you’ve never done anything like this.  We also guarantee an amazing time.  That bingeing on candy as a kid?  Expect that, but, you know, with lamb heads.

Beverages will be served at 9 with dinner starting at 10.  Expect a great time, 70′s horror tunes and one of the most singular and insane dinner experiences of your life.

No food restrictions allowed.  No bad vibes allowed.  Halloween vibes a must.  Costumes optional. Let’s party.